May 2012
45 posts
While looking for a cheap hotel in Santa Fe...
Steven: There's the El Ray Inn.
Me: That looks festive!
Steven: I bet they rent by the hour.
Me: Well, will that save us money in the end?
Steven: We might save money but we'll gain herpes.
Porch Light Apothecary: As I awoke this morning a... →
porchlightapothecary:
As I awoke this morning a heavy sense of shame and sadness lay upon my heart. The unparalleled beauty of our state has been covered, from the mountains to the outer banks, by a thick, choking black cloud of hate and embarassing backwardness… Voters, yesterday you told many of your fellow…
Real life
Coworker: Didn't The Cranberries write Sex and Candy
Me: No. That is definitely a guy singing that song, not The Cranberries.
Coworker: Oh yeah, Nirvana (walks away)
Me: ...
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“Said oh lord, Jesus, it’s a fire!”
– My boyfriend, singing and dancing to that ridiculous viral video while we were brushing our teeth.
April 2012
32 posts
Derrick Rose was doomed the moment the owners and... →
nbaoffseason:
For all those medical experts —both real & imagined— who have messaged, emailed, & reblogged my initial rant that Stern & the league are to blame for Rose & other player’s injuries this year, let’s let Mike Wilbon go on, shall we?
He’s not the only one. Dwight Howard, who had played more than 550 NBA games since high school, played in 98.7 percent. He missed...